Good morning! We’re proud to announce new forms of Social Sin! That’s right, not only do we include previous sins, but we now offer brand new ecological sins as forms of modern evil… but that’s not all!
Just for being you, we also offer new beacons of damnation in the form of economic injustices and drug trafficking. We’ve slashed the need for intermediary faith, and passed the savings through confession on to you. Act today, officials are standing by!